The Lowest Common Denominator – Final Version
Ever notice that the last five hundred songs on the radio all sound the same?
Ever notice how music is becoming about as natural as margarine and aspertame?
We’re like, “who really gives a shit what the hell the message is as long as it ends with a rhyme
If it’s covered in the right amount of sweetener you can keep feeding us the same old lines”
If were gonna keep on buying it
They’ll keep on supplying it
Generalize, sterilize, copyright and satisfy
The Lowest common denominator, denominator
The Lowest common denominator, denominator
Loudly singing along to every mindless popular song
The lowest common denominator, denominator
Goodbye critical listening
Hello classical conditioning
Everyone’s quickly transitioning into
The Lowest common denominator, denominator
The Lowest common denominator, denominator
Loudly singing along to every mindless popular song
The lowest common denominator, denominator
Everyone c’mon it’s simple math
When you’re a fifth of a third of a half {this is actually a mathematical example of a lowest common demoninator, but all you math nerds already knew that}
The Lowest common denominator, denominator
The Lowest common denominator, denominator
Loudly singing along to every mindless popular song
The lowest common denominator, denominator