**The Lowest Common Denominator – Final Version**

Ever notice that the last five hundred songs on the radio all sound the same?

Ever notice how music is becoming about as natural as margarine and aspertame?

We’re like, “who really gives a shit what the hell the message is as long as it ends with a rhyme

If it’s covered in the right amount of sweetener you can keep feeding us the same old lines”

If were gonna keep on buying it

They’ll keep on supplying it

Generalize, sterilize, copyright and satisfy

The Lowest common denominator, denominator

The Lowest common denominator, denominator

Loudly singing along to every mindless popular song

The lowest common denominator, denominator

Goodbye critical listening

Hello classical conditioning

Everyone’s quickly transitioning into

The Lowest common denominator, denominator

The Lowest common denominator, denominator

Loudly singing along to every mindless popular song

The lowest common denominator, denominator

Everyone c’mon it’s simple math

When you’re a fifth of a third of a half {this is actually a mathematical example of a lowest common demoninator, but all you math nerds already knew that}

The Lowest common denominator, denominator

The Lowest common denominator, denominator

Loudly singing along to every mindless popular song

The lowest common denominator, denominator